Tanyácska Kosáros (delta_wave) wrote,
Tanyácska Kosáros
delta_wave

vii.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was.......

REALLY FUCKING DISSAPOINTING!!!!!  :'(


HEDWIG!


DOBBY!!


WHY!!!!!!!!!?



Why did half of the book feel as though it was some giant camping novel?

Why was that fucking epilogue I read on the internet the real one? C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! HE SHOULD HAVE DIED! It read like really shit, oportunistic fan-fiction.

Why was the memory of Dumbledore tarnished? :o(

I was right about R.A.B and Snape and I actually feel so cheated that I dont even feel like rubbing it in everyone's face.

Why did Snape have to be in love with Lily Evans? The whole thing was just so crudely cobbled together it just didnt seem convincing or particularly emotive.

Why didn't Rowling actually seem to give a toss when she wrote this book? In some parts it might as well of been 1984.


But, yeah, have some proper spoilers...


(important) Deaths:
*Hedwig
*Dobby (I actually cried for ages over this)
*Mad-Eye Moody
*Tonks
*Lupin (sorry Tyne)
*Snape (anti-climax :o( )
*Scrimgeour
*George (or is it Fred? Does it really matter?) Weasely
*Bellatrix Lestrange
*Collin Creevey


Other stuff:

*Harry is the 7th Horcrux
*Snape's good (as he always obviously was)
*Everyone gets married, like, everyone. And they all have babies and live happily ever after (cept Lupin and Tonks, awh.)
*The sorting hat gets set on fire when it's over Nevilles face, priceless.
*Percy Weasely  comes back to the good side and leaves the ministry.
*Kreatcher decides he likes Harry Potter after all.
*Dumbledore was dying before Snape killed him
*It's lame. lame. lame.

We waited for four hours, and I was the first person to get my hands on a copy.
I finished it at 12:42pm.
Im going to go die now.
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